The Butler

By Coral

Disclaimer: Paramount and all that...


"You rang, m'lord?" Picard droned.
"No, no, no!" Beverly stood with a sigh and slowly put her PADD down on the table. "Not good enough, Jean-Luc. You must get into the spirit. You must experience the Butler- *be* the Butler!" She took up Picard's place, pointing out his faults as Riker and Picard shared a bemused look.
"Is she always this bad?" Picard mouthed to Riker, and was rewarded with a sympathetic nod. Picard groaned inwardly, wondering why he'd agreed to do this.
Oh- he remembered now. Beverly had asked him, and he never could say no to his wife...

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