By Coral
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Paramount.
A brief Neelix Drabble for Liz Barr, who implanted the damn idea in my head...
"Paris?"
"Yes, Captain?"
"A word, please?"
"I'm all yours..."
Captain Janeway tossed a PADD to her helmsman, who caught and activated it. She watched as he read through Neelix's proposal for new ways of entertaining the crew.
"Cookery shows?!" Tom asked.
Janeway nodded. "20th Century Cookery Shows; I hope this isn't your fault?"
Paris trembled under the Death Glare. "This is the first I heard!"
"Good. Because, when I find out who's responsible..."
Words weren't bad enough, and Paris gulped.
"What's so bad about cookery shows?"
"Haven't you seen which he wishes to recreate?"
"No..."
"It's called, 'The Naked Chef'."
END