Sing Something Simple
(December 7th)

By Coral

Disclaimer: Disclaimers as usual.


The hideous caterwauling sound echoed through the bowels of Voyager, resonating through the air filtration system, bouncing down the Jeffries Tubes. Throughout her fifteen decks, crewmembers cringed at the sound, and even the Captain retreated to her Ready Room to stick her fingers in her ears. At his tactical station Tuvok, with his more sensitive Vulcan ears, was in agony – although, to his credit, it barely showed. The Doctor disengaged his auditory subroutines. If they hadn't known better, they might have thought this was some awful alien attack.

But no. It was just Neelix singing in the sonic shower again.

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