By Coral
Disclaimer: Trek, Paramount, Us... we all know the score on this one, right?
"That," Naomi pronounced grandly, "Is a vulky idea."
"Naomi!" Tom Paris mock-scolded. Naomi had the grace to blush. "Naomi's comments aside," he grinned, "Are there any other comments?"
B'Elanna stepped forwards. "I do. It's a terrible idea."
"I could smell that coming. Trust you not to agree with Seven."
B'Elanna glanced sideways. "It's nothing against Seven personally…"
"You find me cold."
"Yes."
"Heartless."
"Yes."
"Ruthless."
"Yes."
"I quote: 'An arrogant, hive-minded, p'taQ of a drone.'"
B'Elanna shifted uncomfortably. "Yes," she mumbled. Lifting her head, she added, "But I still don't think we should put Naomi in a Borg maturation chamber!"
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